College student: “I think ill just go to the party and hang out for a while…”

College student: “well.. maybe ill just have a drink or two…”

College student: “Shit!! Lets take some fuckin shots and play some fuckin quarters!!” 

College Student: “Lets take mooore shots then smoke some weed to tip top it all off!” 

College student: Gets home and goes to bed at about 5am… rightly fuqed up. 

*Saturday at Noon-

College student: woke up (most likely still drunk) by someone banging on neighbor’s door for 30 minutes… stomach feels grosssssssss …checks clock and thinks, ‘mom doesnt get off work till 2:30 then she has to drive all the way here to get me for easter… ive got PLENTY of time to sleep some more and feel better and sober up then shower and get my shit together. 

*20min later-

Mom calls: “hey sweety! you STILL sleepin?!?! well get up cause i got off early!!! im on my way to get you!!!” 

College student: *DIES* 

at about 2am i was going to stretch a canvas and went to stand up. i was next tothis piece i made last semester with pieces of old measuring tape and rubbed up against it. must have been the right angle cause it just sliced right through my leg. it was gross. there was blood. i felt like a piece of meat. thankfully nick’s neighbor was a nurse (on Ecstasy) who helped me fix that shit up. she was like… i think you might need a few stitches…. i was like… uhhhh … nooooo…… you should just put it back together….. yeahhhh… uggh! ended up sleeping on the couch cause i didnt wanna walk to my bed. its been raining all day. my apt parking lot is FLOODED!! Watching the 1st Harry Potter!! I could watch this movie all day every day and still be in love with it more each time i watch it!!!!! <3 <3 <3